Guy Tweets Hysterical Poems About All Of The Industries Millennials Are Killing

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Aug 21, 2018 4:00 PM EDT

Twitter user Sperry Garcia uses ridiculous headlines about all of the industries that Millennials are killing and makes them into beautiful poetry, because he's the hero we need.

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    Tweet that reads, "Roses are red, Hydrangeas are perennials, if we have a global coffee shortage, blame Millennials"
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    Tweet that reads, "Roses are red, tofu is meatless, why do Millennials keep leaking government secrets?"
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    Tweet that reads, "Roses are red, sun burns are blistery, Millennials are killing the beer industry"
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Banks take deposits Woodworking Network Closets Are millennials to blame for smaller hotel closets?
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Papa Doc's real name is Clarence NEW YORK POST G+ LIVING Why millennials cheat less than their parents By Jennifer Wright July 29, 2017 19:17am
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    Property - @BostonJerry Roses are red All my friends are dead. Tweet Business Insider BI @businessinsider Millennials destroyed the idea of starter homes to splurge on million- dollar places instead read.bi/2zTZvxU
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Herbivores graze E Q Philadelphia How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of fooddstuffs. And that's a shame. by SANDY HINGSTON 8/1/2018,8:59 p.m
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    Pineapple - Roses are red Women have ovaries The Atlantic @TheAtlantic Why do Millennials hate groceries? theatIn.tc/2edpAwH
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Raccoons have rabies The Economist @TheEconomist Millennials are treating their pets like babies. From @1843mag econ.st/2pa622b 27
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Sugar is sweet The Washington Post Business Millennials increasingly can't be bothered to go out to eat BY ABHA BHATTARAI OCTOBER 25, 2016 1:31 PM
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red South Sudan is independent GUNS Millennials, Respect |Your Elders And Our Passion For The Second Amendment Before they try to change every Americans constitutional rights forever, perhaps these eager young men and women might want to learn something from their elders By Dan Weber
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Mirrors reflect Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron Millennials don't need living rooms, says top architect trib.al/SPdxTik
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red And, yes, violets are blue Tweet NYLON @NylonMag Millennials have killed J. Crew nylon.cm/2sxEoBL R.I.P JCREW
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    Architecture - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Kids hate doing chores FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine Millennials are killing department stores. Read more > trib.al/5ENOFLh SEARS
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red The three bears ate porridge Terrance Carroll @speakercarroll Why Millennials Are (Partly) to Blame for Housing Shortage Inkd.in/enXJi6g
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    Text - Sperry Garcia @BostonJerry Roses are red Blue is the sky uS Egson O menu CAN aDet Finess Livrg W Uve TV Paroneng Famly Millennials likely to be first generation that will not have to die by: Prodigy Nelson Updated 143 AM ET, Tue Septomber 13, 2036 Top stories Trump supponte sturs ONN anchor 500000 elderly Cninese vansn overy yoa Pald Content
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